| 16. Oscar Wylde - My New Home |
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Out of necessity I made my new residence the small, unused office which was located downstairs in the cellar of the pub.The office was about twenty feet underground, was the size of your average toilet room and was not being used for reasons which will shortly be obvious.It contained a small desk, as well as a fold back leather swivel chair and when the chair was pushed back into a sort of mattress, there wasn’t enough room for anybody else to be in the office, because that’s how small it was.
Continued : It, also, contained a small built in but unused rack for storing bottles of spirits.It was enclosed by means of four brick-walls and it had a concrete ceiling, which couldn’t have been any higher than 8 feet, as well as a concrete floor.Located directly outside the office were all the pumps for the draught beers, which switched themselves automatically on every hour, twenty-four hours a fucking day, and which ran for about fifteen minutes at a time, and it was, for all intents and purposes, like listening to the sound of a kango hammer in operation, which drilled incessantly into your skull and reverberated down and throughout every inch of your body.In addition to this scenario and this is specifically for people that don’t know ; Manhatten is, in all probability, one of the most rat infested cities in the world, and the fact that the building which the bar was contained in was relatively old and, more importantly, the fact that I was twenty feet underground meant that I did tend to catch fleeting glimpses of them, whilst almost constantly being able to hear them, when the pumps were silent, gnawing and moving about.Just as an aside, I did end up being diagnosed with a form of hepatitis later on, and I can only assume that it originated from my stay in this rat infested cellar.
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